DORK-A-PELLAS VOLUME TOO! - TRACK LISTING

Show Opens

1  	Morning Danube 

2  	Long Show Open 

3  	Long Show Open (a capella)

4  	Long Show Open (orgasmic)

5  	Long Show Open (orgasmic a capella) 

6  	Wacky/Zany (He) 

7  	Wacky/Zany (She) 

8  	Wacky/Zany (They) 



Intros

9   	Back to You 

10 	Boss (Little Behind)

11 	Chief Engineer

12 	Sales Geek

13 	Sales Weasel 

14 	Sponsor (We Love Our) 

15 	Station Manager 

16 	Next Thing To Happen 

17 	Next Person 



Features

18 	 Theory of the Day

19 	Funny Joke

20 	Horoscope (Scientific)

21 	Horoscope (Don't Be a Dope)

22 	It Happened on this Day 

23 	Knuckleheads On Parade 

24 	Listener Survey  

25 	Loser of Day 

26 	Loser of the Week

27 	News (Time For) 

28 	News from the Internet

29 	Political Analysis 

30 	Politician (Another Sleazy) 

31 	Hot Rumor (Hot/Juicy)

32 	Rumor (Reckless) 

33 	School Closings

34 	Showbiz 

35 	Showbiz (a capella)

36 	Sports Talk

37 	Tabloid Trash

38 	Tabloid Trash (Time For)

39 	TV (Wonderful World of) 



Phoners

40 	All Calls are Recorded 

41 	Our Favorite Listener 

42 	Thanks for Holding 

43 	What's On Your Mind?

44 	What's On Your Mind/Calls Recorded



Contests

45 	Another Exciting Contest

46 	Decision of Judge

47 	Dial Real Fast

48 	Call and Win

49 	Hang Up the Phone

50 	Stop Calling/Have Winner

51 	Winner!

52 	Our Big Winner

53 	Our Big Wiener

54 	Our Big Wiener/Winner

55 	We've Got a Winner

56 	We've Got a Wiener

57 	You're A Winner

58 	You're A Wiener

59 	Congratulations!

60 	Congrats, Now Go Away

61 	Everybody But You Loses



Comments

62 	Bathroom (Time to Go)

63 	Boring!

64 	Go Away

65 	Ha Ha (Amen)

66 	Hope That Doesn't Happen Again

67	It Must Be True

68 	It's Only Radio

69 	Laugh About This Later

70 	Oops, You Can't Say That

71 	Potty Mouth!

72 	Please Shut Up

73 	Show Out of Control

74 	Sometimes We're Funny

75 	Sorry, Your Time is Up

76 	Thanks for Stopping By

77 	That's a Good One

78 	Time to Call Your Lawyer

79 	Time to Change Subject

80 	Void Where Prohibited

81 	We Are Sorry

82 	We Don't Care

83 	We Don't Have a Clue

84 	You Blew It



Jingles

85 	All Jingles, All the Time

86 	Another Boss's Wife Song

87 	Get Out of Bed

88 	Give Us 22 Minutes

89 	Ignore This Jingle

90 	Less Talk

91 	Listen In Office



Weather

92 	Gospel Weather (Open)

93 	Gospel Weather (Close)

94 	Polka Weather

95 	Interplanetary Weather

96 	Rawhide Weather

97 	Tap Dancing Weather



Sign-Off

98 	Goodbye, Sweetheart

99 	Wet Birds

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